you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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