bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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