Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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