My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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