apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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