I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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