Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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