just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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