I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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