Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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