I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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