so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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