Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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