He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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