ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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