Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Is it because I queefed?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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