you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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