At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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