i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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