So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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