So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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