I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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