areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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