I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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