Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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