So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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