Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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