Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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