I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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