i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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