your parents love me but you hate me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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