i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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