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i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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