I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This is my gift to your gina
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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