I look better un-naked...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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