I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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