You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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