Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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