she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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