Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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