you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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