I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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