'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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