who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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