Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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