There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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