i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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