Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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