i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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