I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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